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The best Christmas cracker jokes
Let’s face it. Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without crackers, whether it’s the cheap and cheerful varieties with their bad jokes and plastic combs or the more luxurious examples sold by stores such as Harrods.
Here's mine:
What's round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with.
What does the word minimum mean?
A very small mother.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesawus
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.
What is an ig?
An igloo without a loo
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AdminPermalink Reply by Pat Patteey, Admin on -
Wow, just read the jokes. Cute and funny! I like them.
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AdminPermalink Reply by Pat Patteey, Admin on -
Two dogs started attempting to attack each other in passing. The owner did forewarn the other owner not to let his dog fight his but being hard-headed, he did not listen. The hard-headed man sent his dog to attack the other one. The other dog ate the hard-headed man's dog. The hard-headed man was crying and demanded the man to tell him what kind of dog he had that ate his. He said "an allegator", never underestimate and challenge strangers.
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