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MWF Comment by Gladys Beaty on March 30, 2012 at 8:43pm

Thank you all for your coming by to post!

Admin Comment by Grover LeBlanc on March 28, 2012 at 9:14am

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

Admin Comment by Grover LeBlanc on March 28, 2012 at 9:02am

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

1.  You believe in Santa Claus.
2.  You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3.  You are Santa Claus.
4.  You look like Santa Claus.

Admin Comment by Bob Cheney on March 28, 2012 at 5:57am

 JUDAS ASPARAGUS    A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible. This is  amazing  and brought tears to my eyes. I wonder how often we take for  granted that children understand what we are teaching???    Through the eyes of a child. Children's Bible in a Nutshell.  In the beginning, which occurred  near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.   The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a  lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.   Then God made the world.   He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they  weren't  embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and   Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the  Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they  didn't have cars.  Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he Was Abel.Pretty  soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to  > be like a million or something.    One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but  one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but   they said they would have to take a rain check.  After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous  than His brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange  for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud  sports coat. Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil  > Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues  > included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel  Lights every day with manicotti.   Then he gave them His Top ten Commandments. These include don't lie,  cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbour's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father  and thy mother.   One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to   Use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on  the town.  After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with A  slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500  porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise  to me.   After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of  these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the   shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry   about them. After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of   The New Testament. He was born inBethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been  born in a barn, too, because my mom is always say ing to me, 'Close the   door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of   fact, I was.')   During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the   Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst  one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible  vegetable after him.  Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to   Some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all  those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't   stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.   Any way's, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He  Went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return   is foretold in the book of Revolution.

Admin Comment by Bob Cheney on March 28, 2012 at 5:46am

 

 

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. ''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...  ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

Admin Comment by Grover LeBlanc on February 20, 2012 at 11:26am

Hi everyone. I am so thankful for the kind invitation and to be here in this group. ( Am looking forward to lots of laughter & fun ) !

Admin Comment by Gene L. Melius on February 20, 2012 at 12:50am

Thanks for sharing and caring...Cheers, Gene